Shut the front door

More publicly acceptable and FCC-friendly version of S.T.F.U., originally coined by Buckethead on WJRR Radio.

"You slept with your girlfriend's sister and her mom? Shut the front door!"

by GrendelPrime April 27, 2006

Shut the front door

A phrase used not as a substitute for 'Shut the fuck up', but rather when the front door requires shutting.

Person 1: Can you shut the front door please?
Person 2: Yeah, sure. *shuts the front door*

by mikee246 August 14, 2011

Shut the front door

Shut the f* up
Are you serious?
When someone states the obvious.

Susie: "They told me that the moon will not shine forever."
Sam: "Shut the front door!"

by Karann August 13, 2005

Shut the front door

Politically correct way of saying, Shut the fuck up when at work or in front of parents etc

Boss: We have tos stay back Friday night for 2 hours to order new brochures
Employee: Shut the front door!

by kj17 July 05, 2012

Shut the front door

This is the phrase you say when you are in front of young people, old people, and your boss. Or if you just don't want to cuss. It is a lot better than saying "What the fuck!?" Or "Shut your mouth!". It is a censor phrase and is commonly used by Stacey London on What Not to Wear.

Lisa:"Bobby and I got engaged!"
Amy:"Shut the front door!"

by SCFoggy December 09, 2010

Shut the front door

something you say to not swear or nearly did swear

teacher: (blames peter for not doing his homework)
peter: shut.. (about to swear to teacher but doesn't want to) the front door
teacher: dude shut the hell up

guy in store: yo

peter:shut the front door

by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN October 10, 2011

Shut the front door

A most useful expression for shut the f**k up. Used when in annoyance, frustration, anger, etc.

Person 1: Kill yourself!

Person 2: Shut the front door!!!!!

by Matthew678 March 22, 2019