11 definitions by Ssewankambo
When someone is so fit that they can’t help but get shagged by a numerous amount of people, resulting in them becoming a slut. They usually have big fucking tits and a fat back. An additional fact is that they love a black pipe up their ass, preferably multiple at a time.
by Ssewankambo November 14, 2020
by Ssewankambo November 6, 2020
Used to describe someone who is incredibly attractive, but without using “fit as fuck” so you can avoid swearing. They usually have incredibly large chocolate tipped flesh mountains and a big fat jiggly back. Tbf usually a filthy fucking slut too.
by Ssewankambo December 22, 2020
This phrase is used as an insult when someone is clearly better than you at a game, but you can’t come to terms with how bad you are. Often followed by “fuck this shit game” or “there’s no way he’s had sex”.
by Ssewankambo December 4, 2020
Used to describe a female genitalia that fucking honks. Usually the result of being ploughed through by the local rugby team, although can be caused by lack of cleaning.
Person 1: Did you smell something odd at the party last night?
Person 2: Yeah, that was just Helen’s manky flange.
Person 2: Yeah, that was just Helen’s manky flange.
by Ssewankambo December 7, 2020
A word used to describe someone who is heavily obese and loves to eat a bit of cake. They are either found at Maccies drive-thru or at the pick N mix section of Tesco. When they stand on the scales, it reads "I needed your weight, not your phone number." When they come back from the shop, their gut reaches the front door 25 minutes before the rest of their body. If baptised, they need to go to the Pacific ocean as opposed to a regular baptising bath.
by Ssewankambo February 28, 2021