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Frogmobile 

Any vehicle made in France, usually a car. They are not known for their reliability, if you make a mistake of buying one, you are guaranteed to get a lot of small problems in addition to big ones. When it comes to maintenance and repairs, they are nightmares for mechanics.

The definition of a frogmobile doesn't only apply to vehicles made in France. There's a province in Canada called Quebec where e.g. the most of Ski-Doo sleds are made, fortunately sleds aren't as hopeless cases as French cars, it is largely due to the fact that their engines are manufactured in Austria, whose greatest gift to humankind was a certain Herr Hitler. Originally the factory was located in Dresden, Germany, but the factory and most of the city were wiped out in a couple of days in the bombings of February 1945, thanks to the immigrant Hitler. The Quebecers consider themselves as the inventors of the snowmobile, although it's not so clear-cut, they also tend to buy smaller companies and then claim all inventions as their own, or they just simply copy the innovation of a small competitor, knowing that they themself can afford years of legal battle in court, but which is impossible for a smaller opponent. But hey, let's face it; they probably invented the wheel before Mesopotamian civilization, not to mention the rubber track.
Talking about frogmobiles - when frogs are amphibians, are they possibly also the inventors of amphibious vehicles?
Frogmobile by O. W. Tongueincheek December 28, 2022
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Fartmobile 

A car having some engine problem and always backfiring or suddenly stopping during driving making fart sounds.
Lately my car is giving me problems,always stopping during driving. i think i got a Fartmobile on my hand.
Fartmobile by Lorddigital January 31, 2009

fatmobile 

The motorized wheelchair shopping cart that gigantically fat people use at the grocery store because they are to fat and lazy to walk.
I spent two hours setting up a soup display at work and then suddenly some lard ass wrecked into it with a fatmobile.
fatmobile by chester B. Arthur December 9, 2008

Frooblet 

Someone who sucks at Video Games even though they have been playing for quite some time.

A noob is someone who sucks because they are new to the game. A Frooblet is someone who just sucks. Period.
My friend is a total Frooblet at Call of duty 4. He owns the game and has been playing for 2 months but he still sucks ass.
Frooblet by MOTHER @#$%%$R January 17, 2009
Small white, almost bunny like creatures with there right ear slightly bigger than their left. They move by bouncing and are so happy that if they frown or swear, they explode. Watch out, they might joyfully kill you.
The humans studied the specimen, a waist high Frooble.

The Frooble hopped happilly through the streets of Froobletopia.
Frooble by Dohemio Zork November 6, 2007

frogboiler

The moment when normalcy bias wears off.
A situation that deteriorates slowly enough for no one to notice until it’s a fiasco.
When you watch a movie that starts off great, but gradually worsens until you realize, too late, that it sucks, but by then it’s almost over and you feel obligated to finish it anyway.
I was two-thirds of the way through the Matrix trilogy when I realized the whole thing was a frogboiler.
frogboiler by burncard13 April 4, 2020