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The "noise" made by Everquest 1 and 2 Frogloks; a race of amphibious player-controlled racial type's. Normally, these frogs have hilariously original names like "Kermit" or Kerrrrrmit" or "Kermitttt".
When engaged in conversation, the cunt controlling said Froglok will only respond with the ludicrously funny "froak" in their chat line. This is, of course, accepted and praised by other 12 year-old moron's who think it's the pinnacle of whit and rapier-like subtlety. Froak. "D00d, yr froggy is teh roxx0rs!"
"froak" "LOLOLO!!""" taht's so cool" "froak" "LFMAO stop ddude my diaframs gunna burste!!!11!" "FROAK! "ROFLMAOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!111!!!!w00t!" |
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| 2. | everquest | ||
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An MMORPG (Mass Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) created by Verant in the 90's. After undergoing several expansion packs, the game reached its final version. A player can choose from one of these races:wood elf, high elf, half elf, human, froglok, vah shir, troll, ogre, dwarf, gnome, iksar, barbarian, erudite, halfing, or dark elf, and from these classes (or character paths): rogue, druid, enchanter, ranger, magician, wizard, warrior, berserker, paladin, shadow knight, necromancer, shaman, monk, beastlord, bard.
There are currently seventy levels which a player can attain through adventuring across Norrath's 3 continents and moon. EverQuest is highly addictive and can cause serious withdrawal from social situations, thus its alias 'EverCrack'. However, the stereotype that one who plays EverQuest can't get laid is a myth: I played EverQuest consistently for several years of my life, eventually sold my character on Ebay for 200 dollars, and have no shortage of social situations or sexual partners. Everquest can be fun, but don't play it too much.
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| 3. | Stormhaven | ||
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(n.) A emulated everquest server in which the legendary froglok warrior Barnok resides. "Barnok" can be used interchangeably with the word "stormhaven;" as Barnok defines stormhaven. Female 1: "Oh hey have you how was stormhaven last night?"
Female 2: "Oh Barnok was great last night, thanks for asking" |
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