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fried eggs hanging on a nail

When the tits are old and sagging, with the look of fried eggs hanging on a nail. These tits are usually caused by breast feeding of numerous children. Similar to National Geographic Titties
What can we expect in terms of droopage here? A slight slope or the full-blown fried eggs hanging on a nail thing?
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Fried Eggs 

When a woman exposes her breasts by pressing them on glass for others on the other side to see.
People on the other side of the glass will see that the breasts resemble fried eggs.
Fried Eggs by hyperdiaper August 12, 2009

fried eggs 

Small, virtually flat breasts (egg white), with only a tiny nipple (egg yolk) protruding.
We were considering stopping at Denny's after the bar, but Calista offered to serve up her own fried eggs at home.
fried eggs by Herbie Herbruck August 29, 2003

cum fried eggs 

when a guy shoves a raw egg inside a girls vag/a guy's ass and then fucks them really hard until the egg breaks then she stands over a frying pan while the eggs drip into it.

fry the eggs with lots of jizz, and yummyness

then enjoy a romantic dinner for two with lots of roses and cum fried eggs
omfg that gorgeous guy in grade 12 that does dance with a hole in his ear made me some taasty cum fried eggs last night!
cum fried eggs by jadesapenis May 13, 2010

fried eggs 

An old lady's breasts that sag to the point where they look like someone stapled fried eggs to her chest.
"Ah, man, that old lady just bent over and I saw her fried eggs!"
fried eggs by Mister Squishy November 10, 2007

fried eggs 

The method a abortion using a bunson burner or large lighter, gasoline, belt, and a towel.
Person1: I thought you got her pregnant.

Person2: Yeah, I did but I made some fried eggs this morning.
fried eggs by Naes Ttukcup September 21, 2005

fried eggs on a nail

Saggy tits that hang off a haggard woman. Her body was long ago destroyed by the worthless children she unleashed on the earth.
Her tits looked fine with the bra on, but really they were fried eggs on a nail.
fried eggs on a nail by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016