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freshly fried frogs 

Australian slang. To tell a lie. A false statement deliberately presented as being true; a falsehood.
Much akin to telling 'porky pies'.
Titch: did you read the Sunday Times today?
Goose: yeah, about that razorback that was supposed to have been caught in W.A?
Titch: yeah. Narelle Towie was talking Freshly Fried Frogs from start to finish.

freshly smashed 

freshly smashed aka afterglow after a nice fuck
jennie : mino and i did the dirty today !
judy : you are freshly smashed

freshly squeezed

When you squeeze out your farts nice and fresh, they become freshly squeezed!
Hey Steve, come and take a whiff of this fart! It's freshly squeezed too!
freshly squeezed by LonePooper February 4, 2018

freshly fucked 

the look of just having just had sex/fucked. Hair all wild, face flushed, bone breaking sex leaves a look to you. Freshly fucked is the only thing that can describe that look. just-got-fucked-hair
freshly fucked by delusi0n December 5, 2004

freshly squeezed

man juice; semen; can be used as a noun or a verb
"He just freshly squeezed all over me last night!"
or
"Pump that freshly squeezed bitch!"
freshly squeezed by dtf in oc December 27, 2008

Freshly brewed pot of win 

A saucy little line to use when someone inquires as to how you're utterly dominating whatever challenge or obstacle life throws at you.

Can also be used to insult somebody by replacing "win" with "fail", i.e. Wow you're brutal, did have you a freshly brewed pot of fail this morning?
Hank: Wow you aced the calculus exam how the hell did you do that?

Jarod: I start off every day with a freshly brewed pot of win.