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fresh bread

Good hot gossip. Still warm from the oven, and still fresh in the mind of the person dispensing it. Not day old stale gossip where the gossiper has forgot some of the subtle details that makes gossip so satisfying.
I overheard a conversation where person A was upset because person B was dishing out juicy gossip, and person A was asking basic question about the information being shared. Person B because she waited so long to share the gossip had forgotten many of the details, and in her discust with person A told her "don't be mad because your not getting fresh bread.
fresh bread by dehubb133 October 16, 2008

Fresh Bread

Fresh Bread- 1. New gains to be attained. 2. Warm, moist bread straight out the oven.
Usually used at the beginning of a strenuous activity.
Ex: Yo, this new game I got is fresh bread, or, This class outta be some fresh bread
Fresh Bread by PDizzle17 December 26, 2018

keep the bread fresh 

to keep it real, to tell the truth.
someone is telling you something and you just know they're lying about it, so you call them out by saying "come on man, keep the bread fresh"
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026