french pop tart 

Delicately placing a pop tart in between one's butt cheeks to resemble a pop tart in a toaster, and having another eat it out.

When you're hungry and horny in the morning, giving someone a french pop tart is a great way to start your day.

french pop tart by Zoidberg's bitch June 9, 2016

French Popsicle 

When pee freezes inside your urethra before it comes out. Your dick would probably fall off from frostbite if this were to occur. It's a popsicle, in your dick. A French popsicle.

"Hey Jimmy, don't you dare whip your dick out, it's like -40 degrees outside!"
"Hey bro I gotta GO! Ahhh shit, I got a French popsicle!"

French Popsicle by Yuckfu March 9, 2022

frenchpooch frenching 

engaging in a passionate kissing/licking with a dog's asshole. as well you eat anything the dog makes including shit and farts.

everynight John enjoyed giving his dog a good, long frenchpooch frenching.

frenchpooch frenching by ghorg August 16, 2010

Frenchpaper 

A poorly researched or downright false academic article

No matter what this frenchpaper is telling you, don't put their theories to the test and avoid raw chicken!!

Frenchpaper by Moritz Conrad February 28, 2024