when hell freezes over 

signifies that something will never, ever happen.

1: so when will the Bengals win the Super Bowl?
2: when hell freezes over, that's when.

when hell freezes over by KRHimself November 29, 2004

till hell freezes over 

forever(use caution with hell)

We will probably have to wait till hell freezes over to explore another galaxy.

till hell freezes over by Light Joker December 21, 2004

hell freezes over

When someone says "It will happen when hell freezes over", it means "It will never happen..."

Unless it does happen.

When people asked Don Henley whether the Eagles would get back together, Henley would always say "We'll get back together when hell freezes over." Little did they know 14 years later, they would get back together, and they immediately knew what to call their new live album.

hell freezes over by Fluthy February 22, 2020

when hell freezes over 

Idiomatic expression used to describe an event or scenario that is so unlikely that it will likely never occur.

Q: Dude, I'm tired of the beach. Wanna go and ride that fake, plastic wave that they setup at Wal-Mart?
A: Yeah!
Q: Right on! Let's roll!
A: Hold on, I'd rather do that when hell freezes over. You stupid nincompoop.

when hell freezes over by broceanographer July 20, 2006

Brain Freezes 

A term describing individuals that give you a headache as soon as they open their mouths.

Eric and Ed, two people that practically vomit idiocy with every uttered word, are textbook examples of Brain Freezes.

Brain Freezes by Gerald Busey March 4, 2008

to the day hell freezes over 

another way of saying no to a person on something by exaggeration with it

"Rita, when are you going to give me a kiss?" asked Beta. Rita responds with "to the day hell freezes overwhile walking out the door of the room" leaving Beta depressed.

to the day hell freezes over by jeffersonson October 17, 2019

freezer wine 

Freezer Wine is frozen vodka right from your freezer.

Get off your lazy butt, grab me some Freezer Wine and make me a vodka martini with an olive!

freezer wine by Seminole Heights Rich June 18, 2014