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freeskiing 

A relatively recent (since 1988) evolution of the sport of skiing. While traditional skiing - which is what most people think of when they hear the word "skiing" - focuses on strict disciplines like racing, freestyle moguls, etc, freeskiing allows room for creativity, personal expression, and style. The two main categories of freeskiing are big-mountain skiing and park/newschool skiing, although most freeskiers do both to some extent.
Big-mountain skiing developed from "extreme skiing" in the late '80s to early '90s. As the name implies, it involves descending large, steep mountain faces at high speeds, and it is usually done in the backcountry on ungroomed snow (often powder). Any line at all can be taken down the mountain, and skiers often air off of cliffs, windlips, spines, etc. It is not about competing or trying to race to the bottom. It's about creativity, having fun, and enjoying the snow.
Newschool skiing is done in terrain parks at ski resorts. Largely inspired by freestyle snowboarding, it involves doing tricks, hitting jumps, sliding rails, jibbing, and skiing halfpipe. It is becoming increasingly popular among youth, and many people are pushing to have halfpipe skiing included in the 2010 winter olympics, which would do a lot for legitimizing freeskiing.
Most people still think of conservative, nerdy golfers when they think of skiing, because freeskiing has not had a lot of mainstream exposure. these are the same people who still believe in the feud between skiers and snowboarders (which no longer exists), with snowboarders being the irreverent youth and skiers being the elitist pricks on sticks. This stereotype is outdated, and soon the rest of the world will catch on to that.
Snowboarder: Hey, man, what's that skier doing? he's shredding pow and doing tricks 'n shit. He's such a douchebag, pretending to be a snowboarder.
Other Snowboarder: Educate yourself, bro. He's a freeskier. That's his sport.
Snowboarder: Oh. I totally understand now. I totally respect his sport, 'n shit.
Freeskier: Cool. I respect snowboarding because it's done so much for freeskiing, 'n shit.
Other Freeskier: Let's all go ski and ride and get high 'n shit.
All: Ok.
freeskiing by chinnychinchin July 10, 2007
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Freeting 

The act of dieting during daylight hours and indiscriminately foraging any semblance of food when the sun goes down.
Adam had a salad for dinner, but he was caught in the middle of the night soft shoeing into the kitchen and Freeting that half an apple pie.
Freeting by Claude bawls September 20, 2015

freeafying 

The act of simplifying one's life in any shape, form or fashion, thus resulting in more freedom or freetime.
"Freeafying" can be achieved by the simplest of means - the removal of a long-worn piece of jewelry, to the political arena when a person stops calling themselves 'liberal conservative Democrat,' to the social area in ceasing any existence or contact in an online social network, etc.

Was first coined here at the Colbert Report's official on-line site by the user WolvesvsPalin who is also listed as "Freeafying"
freeafying by WolvesvsPalin April 21, 2011

freestylin 

To make up as you go along. This can be applied to rappers. It is also used to call someone out who is either lying to you, or making something up that sounds good as they go along--as in that motherf*ckas freestylin!
Bob: Why do the roads crack and get potholes in the winter?
Suzy: Because the snow gets down in the roads and pushes them apart.
Bob: Quit freestylin suzy, im tryin to find out the real reason, not what u believe be causin it!
freestylin by MSWDK October 13, 2005

freebuying 

When you enter a retail establishment with no intention of paying for anything. A thief.
“Hey man you think that guys is actually going to buy those alcoholic beverages?” “I don’t think so, he’s probably freebuying, we should stop him.”
freebuying by Absoulutelee December 4, 2019

freestyling 

The act of masturbating with no visual material.
The poor ethiopian boy had to freestyle because he had no computer or magazines.

Bobby had to freestyle because his mom threw out all the Sears Catalogues
freestyling by Graham January 25, 2004

Freeting 

When you're at a meeting and it's for somereason incredibly cold. You can put on whatever you want but it'll still be cold until you reach the point of no return and you're burning, causing the awkward shifts and everyone staring at you. This could pertain elsewhere, such as in a classroom where you're tired and the cold of course amplifies it.
J: Man I was in a total freeting. I'd rather be incased in ice.
Ric: I was in a heeting yesterday.
J: What the fuck's a heeting?
Ric: For another time.