freshee 

1. A young girl just coming into womanhood; a young, nubile girl.

Dude, I was riding my bike down by VCU and the most bangin' freshee asked me if she could ride on my handlebars! Hell Yes!! Then I rode her over to Belle Isle where we got to work on each other. What a great day.

freshee by paulito de basterd March 26, 2010

freeshitting 

The act of dropping your pants and taking a shit no matter where you are at the time.

I was in the park the other day and saw a bum freeshitting next to the fountain.

freeshitting by Blind Jimmy June 2, 2014

freewheeling 

(also "Freewheelin'"
1. Free of restraints or rules in organization, methods, or procedure. Heedless of consequences; carefree. Rambling, often aimlessly and without any kind of objective, either verbally, artistically or physically. Could have both positive and negative connotations.

2. Driving a family member, friend or acquaintance's car without permission. Technically auto theft, but the relationship to said car owner makes a legal charge highly unlikely. Often perpetrated by teenagers without a license or with only a permit.

1. "Man, Ryan Adams was freewheelin' tonight at his concert in the park. He must have been really drunk. But he was good enough so that I didn't ask for my money back."

2. "Your father I will be at your aunt's this weekend. No freewheeling with my car."

freewheeling by Moe Golden September 8, 2005

freshertow 

Possibly dazed and confused a freshertow thinks a bag of dicks shall be an insult forever, rather than eaten in large quantities in a ginormous bag. Surface of bag is not specified, just the size.

Freshertow can eat a ginormous bag of dicks

Incorrect..Freshertow is a big bag of dicks.

freshertow by 6Anonamouse17 November 8, 2022

Friday freewheel 

When a person has reached the Friday afternoon of a working week and the level of interest and productivity starts to decline.

"sorry mate, no can do, that head gasket will have to wait until Monday, I'm on a Friday freewheel"

Friday freewheel by Clifford Boost May 15, 2009

freshlete 

A Freshlete is a person, who keeps to their original qualities, unimpaired by outside influences and is always striving to be fresh in every aspect of their lifestyle.

Guy 1: Did you see that dude wearin' that Mike Stud Tee?
Guy 2: yea, dude is a total freshlete. Always coppin that new swag.

freshlete by datnewnew417 November 3, 2011

Freewheeling electromag rad 

Exclamation of joy when one discovers a free wifi connection in a time of desperate internet starvation

Dude, I was stuck in the middle of Nowheresville for two days and then, bam, freewheeling electromag rad!

Freewheeling electromag rad by tixxx August 23, 2011