freeshitting 

The act of dropping your pants and taking a shit no matter where you are at the time.

I was in the park the other day and saw a bum freeshitting next to the fountain.

freeshitting by Blind Jimmy June 2, 2014

free shitting 

Free shitting is the art of litterally taking a shit wherever one damn well pleases. for example, you walk outside see a place you feel like taking a shit, so you remove your pants and force the shit out wherever you fucking want and walk on like a badass.
Expert or competetive free shitters can drop rather than remove their pants and forcefully even explosively free shit in a methodlogy that doesnt require any wiping of shit from anal areas.

Usually expert or competitive free shitters can cause a fecal explosion within seconds and walk on without as little as a batted eyelid. If one was to closely examine the Anus whilst undertaking free shitting, it would look more like a mouth, projectile vomiting fecal matter out in a powerful fountain.

But an amateur must not force free shitting too quickly or risk a prolapse or terrifying mess, covering themselves and or loved ones in shit.

The Free Shitting man walked past our house, stopped on the footpath and within a matter of seconds there was a giant turd on the ground.

Upon looking up he was already walking away. That man was a free shit expert.

free shitting by esssssjaaayy March 9, 2018

faceshitting 

The act of using facebook via a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet.

Gabe:
Hey Todd, were you on your iPod touch while you were taking a shit?

Todd:
Yeah, I was faceshitting.. Check out my new status

faceshitting by toddrabies September 9, 2010

faceshitting 

Using a mobile device, ipad, laptop or any other means of accessing and using facebook while sitting on the toilet and defecating.

Melissa commented on her friend's status while faceshitting.

faceshitting by rickabone January 26, 2011

FaceShitting 

Facetiming on the apple products while taking a shit. This is done with usually the iPod or iPad, However it is also done with the iPhone

Me: Hey could you stop texting me and FaceTime me

You: Sure

You: Wtf are you Faceshitting!?!

Me: Ya so...

FaceShitting by Clone54 February 8, 2014

foreshitting 

be for real + are you shitting me

When you play valorant and your teammates are eating ass

“Are you foreshitting me rn”

foreshitting by oceyem March 13, 2023