Freeline Skates

Two separate aluminum skates for each foot with s-shaped trucks and a type of longboard wheels with less, but just enough grip. The skater is only held by the skate's grip tape and no straps.

Common reactions are:
"Whoa"
"Wow"
"How the f*ck can you do that?"
"How do you balance on that?"
"Is that like a ripstik?"
"Can I try?"
"Why is your skateboard cut in half?"

Freeline skaters usually have good looks, big shlongs, and an amazing personality.

I just saw a good looking guy who probably has a big shlong on a metal skateboard that was cut in half. He must've been on Freeline Skates!

Freeline Skates by Pwickle January 12, 2012

Freelander 

A hairdressers car, which only silly people drive.

My hairdresser has a Freelander - he’s very silly and ginger!

Freelander by Yum yum ur mum lookslikeaplum July 8, 2018

Freetimer 

Someone over the age of 30 without children, who routinely travels or engages in hobbies and pastimes difficult for parents to manage. Freetimers are similar to DINKs, but instead of focusing on income, the emphasis is on the added flexibility of being childless. Freetimers can also be single.

Nate had no trouble scheduling a weeklong backpacking trip in Yosemite because he is a Freetimer.

Freetimer by xTHx September 6, 2015

Project Freelancer 

An organization in Red vs Blue, Leonard L. Church was given a single AI to use, the alpha, he was determined to find one super soldier to give it to so they could win the great war against aliens, however once the alpha split itself into a fragment by extreme emotion on that side of him, he no longer wanted one, but an entire army of super soldiers all with AIs, so he tortured the AI until it split into fragments, after his wife Allison died in the great war, he fragmented the emotion of Allison into Beta, and forgot his original goals and put bringing back Allison correctly. Agent Maine lost his ability to speak, so Agent Carolina gave her fragment, Sigma, Alpha's Creativity, to the Meta, Sigma corrupted the Meta and forced him to kill all the freelancers and steal their AI's, and most of the agents killed eachother. After his death, all agents for Project Freelancer were arrested for multiple criminal offenses. All agents were named after states.

Before there was Red vs Blue.

There was Project Freelancer

Project Freelancer by A Incredible Pseudonym January 17, 2019

Freener

A term used to describe the penis of a man who has recently become single, either as the result of a divorce or the termination of a long-term relationship. The term is a hybrid of the words "free" and "wiener".

"yeah, its too bad that you guys broke up, but think of it this way.......your cock has spent the last five years in the oppressive shackles of captivity.....and now..now, my friend, you have got a Freener!! EMANCIPATION!!

Freener by Timmy the Hutt. March 19, 2011

Freeler 

Noun. One who feels the need to take what is free, even tho there not going to use it right away.

That Freeler she took all the napkins and sugar packs from that coffee shop.

Freeler by Guyfromkrk April 24, 2013

Freelancer 

About the best thing Microsoft has ever done.
A really cool game with an excelent story and a massive fanbase.

Freelancer rocks, whoever disagree's will be shot

Freelancer by Nehvrook August 4, 2005