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A term used to describe the penis of a man who has recently become single, either as the result of a divorce or the termination of a long-term relationship. The term is a hybrid of the words "free" and "wiener".
"yeah, its too bad that you guys broke up, but think of it this way.......your cock has spent the last five years in the oppressive shackles of captivity.....and now..now, my friend, you have got a Freener!! EMANCIPATION!!
by Timmy the Hutt. March 05, 2011

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