To urinate or deficate in an area other than a toilet.

Such as a dog using the bathroom in your bed. A child in his diaper. An angry man in front of patrons in a restarant or bar as an act of drunkiness.
Tim, in a drunkin mind state, told the bartender, "Fuck You!" after he refused to serve him another drink, pulled out his penis and began to freecalate. He was later beaten and drug out of the establishment by bouncers.
by dwayne May 12, 2004
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In the collectable card game Magic the Gathering, it is the act of using Bazaar of Baghdad every turn, along with having 3 Squee, Goblin Nabob in the graveyard. Along with your card drawn for the turn, this generates 3 new cards each turn (like 1 Ancestral Recall) without paying any mana. Fuckin nuts card advantage.
Freecalling got me back in the game vs fricking Mono Blue Control!!
by Mull2Four June 14, 2007
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The act of deficating or urinating in a tub or swimming pool.

The involuntary or deliberate act of creating a make shift toilet.

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Johnny and his friends were playing in the pool when his bowels released from freecalation. This kids called him Doodoo Boy ever since.

A homeless person freecalated behind a dumpster.

Barry no longer takes baths with his younger brother because he freecalates there.
by Dwayne May 11, 2004
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