free poning it 

The end of your period and you're not wearing a tampon. You're tamponless.

Like when dudes refer to no underwear or boxers as free balling it.

Hey girl! I'm probably down to swim later. My period is about done and I've been free poning it all day without any drippage!

Free poning is defined as no tampon in vagina.

free poning it by Larla June 29, 2017

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a mans best friend

"man the site has free porn"

free porn by mat February 13, 2004

free porn 

The best kind of porn there is.

Anyone know where I can snag some good free porn around here?

free porn by blitzdguy March 16, 2009

Free Pony 

When you receive an apparently free, wonderful gift with high and/or unexpected maintenance costs not previously considered by, or obvious to, the recipient.

Mary: Grandpa is giving little Elizabeth a pony for her 12th birthday if she promises to take care of it! Isn't that great?
Bob: What?!?! How are we supposed to pay for the board, food, vet bills, and riding lessons for Elizabeth? Free Pony? Give me a break!

Bill: So I meet this hot chick, Sandy, who takes me on a 7-day cruise at no cost because she's filthy rich. Then two weeks later I've got crabs and herpes. What a free pony she turned out to be.

Jim: I can't believe I won that new Corvette in the church raffle! But since I'm unemployed and living with my mom, I can't even afford the gas and insurance, let alone maintenance.

John: Oh, man! Sounds like you won a free pony! Well maybe you can sell it and still get something for your trouble.

Free Pony by redshirt58 June 6, 2011

Free Pony 

What you will get when we elect Vermin Supreme for president in 2020!

"My free pony platform is of course is a jobs creation program it will create lots and lots of jobs once we ah switch over to pony based economy, it will also lower our dependence on foreign oil, we will also be able to turn all that pony poop into methane gas, and wonderful compost and we will be able to re-up our soil that is being depleted by aero-chemicals etcetera. etcetera. etcetera." - Vermin Supreme

Free Pony by Spooky G April 26, 2019

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can be found on the sites Youporn & Redtube. Both sites are a similar format to youtube & are completely free.

I'm going on Youporn to watch some free porn.

free porn by pornopete January 8, 2008

Free Pooping 

The act of defecating in an open or public place without care or concern of onlookers. Most often done in a hurry and without wiping properly.

Those dirty wooks at the music festival wouldn't even wait in line for the port-a-potty. They were just free pooping all over the side of the mountain

Free Pooping by TheSwayze August 25, 2011