Franklining

The process of getting many, many women pregnant; Popularized by Benjamin Franklin.

Ross: Hey Connor did you know that Benjamin Franklin was getting head when his kite got struck by lightning?
Connor: Yeah bro, He invented Franklining! He made babies errday!

Franklining by Conair23 September 20, 2012

frankenfinger 

The application of excessive force while attempting a delicate task; as if performed by frankenstein.

In trying to clean the toothpaste off of his bathroom mirror, Jeff presses way too hard against the glass, breaking it.

God damnit...I just frankenfingered my mirror!

tard hand

frankenfinger by aero-instability October 9, 2010

frankening 

To grope or inappropriately grab another person in a sexual manner. Made famous by Former Senator Al Franken who was accused of such behavior. (See also Weinsteining and Weinering)

Little Timmy was scarred after witnessing his father frankening his mom in the kitchen.

frankening by HEHE M8 December 9, 2017

Franklining

When you need to poop so bad, that it's half way out.

Dude, I'm totally Franklining right now.

I'm half way through the the Franklin theme song

Franklining by Prime Anarchist January 23, 2019

Frankenfinger 

A Frankenfinger is a digit that has been injured, mangled or otherwise compromised, especially where stitches are involved and the thumb or finger resembles Frankenstein. The term was coined by a band of the same name in 1991. It can also be used as a verb.

This is gross, but the circular saw got away from me and now I have a horrible "frankenfinger." Wanna see it?
Call 911! I just "frankenfigered" my left thumb!!

Frankenfinger by Tngboy November 23, 2024