franken tits
Yo you see melissa flash at the party last night? I told you that was a clowned up boob job! Thats what you call Franken tits
franken tits by Big ol' red February 4, 2007
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Frankentitties
(n.) Altered boobies either surgically enhanced by a professional or mangled from some sort of freak accident.
This is the proper western spelling of this word. It is commonly misspelled with only two "t's" instead of three.
This is the proper western spelling of this word. It is commonly misspelled with only two "t's" instead of three.
Whoa dude, what's wrong with that girl's breast, she has some major frankentitties.
Sally, a small breasted women unhappy with her fried eggs went to the doctor get some frankentitties.
Sally, a small breasted women unhappy with her fried eggs went to the doctor get some frankentitties.
Frankentitties by Spaghettiwest July 30, 2009
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Frankentits
Breasts that have been surgically enlarged unnecessarily for purely selfish, vain, reasons -an act most men find to be very misleading and dishonest, an act that totally ruins a breast in the minds of men, because the wonderful shape and feel of a natural breast of any natural size and shape, is one of lifes sweet wonders, a botched boob job: "the scar tissue around the areola and the unusually curved bumps on her chest made me want to heave"
Seen on many C D and lower grade Celebrities, desperately trying to reverse the ravages of father time, sadly becoming more and more prevalent in more and more communites, Most porn stars and real estate agents in and around major capitol cities see them as an investment giving scant regard as to the long term consequences See Dolly Parton, See Dolly Buster" Will you look at the frankentits on that Stripper! you can see all the scars! Aaaaaaaargh!"
Frankentits by Bosombuddy June 11, 2006
Frankentities
(n.) Altered boobies either surgically enhanced by a professional or mangled from some sort of freak accident.
Whoa dude, what's wrong with that girl's breast, she has some major frankentities.
Sally, a small breasted women unhappy with her fried eggs went to the doctor get some frankentities.
Sally, a small breasted women unhappy with her fried eggs went to the doctor get some frankentities.
Frankentities by Spaghettiwest July 29, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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