Frankentits 

Breasts that have been surgically enlarged unnecessarily for purely selfish, vain, reasons -an act most men find to be very misleading and dishonest, an act that totally ruins a breast in the minds of men, because the wonderful shape and feel of a natural breast of any natural size and shape, is one of lifes sweet wonders, a botched boob job: "the scar tissue around the areola and the unusually curved bumps on her chest made me want to heave"

Seen on many C D and lower grade Celebrities, desperately trying to reverse the ravages of father time, sadly becoming more and more prevalent in more and more communites, Most porn stars and real estate agents in and around major capitol cities see them as an investment giving scant regard as to the long term consequences See Dolly Parton, See Dolly Buster" Will you look at the frankentits on that Stripper! you can see all the scars! Aaaaaaaargh!"

Frankentits by Bosombuddy June 11, 2006

Frankenbite 

1. A frankenbite allows editors to manufacture "story" efficiently and dramatically by extracting the salient elements of a lengthy, nuanced interview or exchange into a seemingly blunt, revealing confession or argument.

2. In reality television, the process of editing two or more sound bites together to create a different result, to fix grammar, or to change to meaning of a sentence.

Example: Adding "not" to the phrase "I'm here to make friends" results in "I'm not here to make friends".

Please frankenbite that interview so he is speaking in present tense.

Frankenbite by jayjaybird February 20, 2017

Frankenpiss

A walk or dance- like movement performed by an intoxicated college student, or any other mentally unstable individual, while attempting to urinate on his peers. The stream of urine and hand position forces the perpetrator to walk in a slow, deliberate pace, usually one leg at a time, to avoid showering themselves. With the exception of the hand positioning, this lumbering motion closely resembles the walk of the legendary monster, Frankenstein.

-Dude, I so did the Frankenpiss on that man last night!
-If she was any uglier, I'd have to Frankenpiss that ho.

Frankenpiss by Clit_Eastwood June 13, 2009

Frankentitties 

(n.) Altered boobies either surgically enhanced by a professional or mangled from some sort of freak accident.

This is the proper western spelling of this word. It is commonly misspelled with only two "t's" instead of three.

Whoa dude, what's wrong with that girl's breast, she has some major frankentitties.

Sally, a small breasted women unhappy with her fried eggs went to the doctor get some frankentitties.

Frankentitties by Spaghettiwest July 30, 2009

Frankencisco 

1.Everything that is currently wrong with San Francisco
2. Why you moved to Oakland

The San Francisco we use to love is gone and all that is left is Frankencisco.

Frankencisco by MachiaVelevet June 23, 2015

Frankensite

1. A website with a hodge-podge of graphics, style, and pieces of other sites and design.
2. A poorly made website.
3. A website that stalls, glitches.

1: Did you "try" to check out site XYZ?

2: Oh yeah, man. An utter Frankensite!

Frankensite by Wonderkat October 16, 2008

frankenbitch

A very unpleasant woman who has a very uneven, mismatched ugly appearance, due to excessive cosmetic surgery procedures.

Joan Rivers has has become one scary Frankenbitch.

frankenbitch by Fabulous Bitch May 11, 2009