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frampton 

a long,windy fart,often consisting of several notes,of various lengths and pitches,that may almost seem to 'speak'.
based of course on Peter Frampton's talking guitar,and noteriety for long,trailing songs. the frampton is the predescessor of the brampton;that being a long, turbulent dump without interupption,and with varying range of sounds.
"to my shock and embarrassment,my melodic frampton gave way to a violent brampton that rang out in the public washroom."
frampton by travis pitts January 8, 2004
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FRAMPTON 

An alternative to the F-bomb, or when extremely irate, may be combined with "Peter Freakin'" to create the ultimate non-swear.
Sheite Muslims! I just dropped that Peter freakin Frampton wrench on my toe!
FRAMPTON by skarch August 13, 2004

frampton 

(verb) The act of demolishing an obnoxious person's cell phone, in honor of rocker Peter Frampton, who recently demolished a fan's cell phone onstage after repeated requests to stop taking unauthorized video of his concert.
"If you don't put that phone away right now, I'm gonna Frampton it!"

"Dude wouldn't put his phone away, so it got Framptoned!"
frampton by ljgtx August 7, 2014

Frampton 

The act of jizzing into a womens hand and then letting her use your jizz as lube to jerk you off.
Guy 1: Dude my girl gave me a frampton last night it was amazing.
Guy 2: Your lucky my girl said she would never do that to me.
Frampton by poofrog August 16, 2011

Frampton Cotterell 

Frampton Cotterell is quite a mixed little place. On the edge of the Ghetto that is Bristol, It has a varied mix of inhabitants. From low-rent chavs, up to not quite as low-rent chavs, you are always guarenteed an interesting time. Frampton Cotterell only really comes into its own (literally) when the sun goes down. Whether its being asked to buy White Lightining by the local hoodies just out of Highcroft, to being offered Tostrifomen by people with six fingers.
I went to Frampton Cotterell the other day. Never again.

Have you tried that tostrifomen? Its good shit dude.
Frampton Cotterell by JT1337 July 23, 2009

Frampton Acheivement 

Sliding up to a girl on a dance floor and wooing her in a way only a Frampton can
It's time for some Frampton Acheivement - Mannnn that chick is being raped on the dance floor
Frampton Acheivement by Oxymoron 1 January 11, 2011

Peter Frampton 

A very talented musician, but every time I hear him on the radio I end up getting stuck in traffic and screaming: "Dammmnnnn youuu Peteeerrr Frammptoonnnnnnn!!!"
"Dude, his guitar is talkin man."
Peter Frampton by Stevie June 22, 2004