fountian of youth 

first you must understand what a donkey punch is. this would be like the next step. then you must get your date VERY drunk. while doing it from the back, in whatever hole you like, your date gets really sick because of the back-and-forth motion. continue to ride it like you stole it until she says shes gonna throw up. tell her to just do it. still continue to hit it until she vomits(hopefully repeatedly). while she vomits her abdomen will clamp down on your meat and two veg like a vice. viola...fountain of youth.

"foo, i was fountian of youthin' in my moms mini-van and she got chunks all over the door!"

"i almost couldnt hold on for the full 8 seconds while i fountain of youthed with this chick last night."

fountian of youth by letthefloodswell April 23, 2004

fountian of youth 

To drink the urine of your sex partner during intercouse.

1. Who doesn't like drinking from the fountian of youth.

2. Let's go find the fountian of youth.

fountian of youth by fuckaholic December 3, 2003

Frothy Fountian 

The frothy fountain is when a guy goes for round two of sex after he has already came inside his girl with so much friction and air contact the cum from both people begins to foam in excess. When the right consistancy has been achieved, the guy is to thrust very hard creating a "fountain" effect. Splattering the cum where ever it may land. If he is lucky, double points if it lands on her face.

He received extra bragging points from his buddies when his "Frothy Fountian" creation splattered in his womans face.

Frothy Fountian by DildoSaggin's October 17, 2010

Chocolate fountian 

A boatload of niggers going over a waterfall

it is funny watching a chocolate fountian at niagara falls

Chocolate fountian by a racist mutha fucking bastard September 6, 2010

Boss Fountain 

The large source of health, ammunition, magic, etc. found directly before a boss fight.

Matt: Dude, why is there suddenly so much ammo in this room?

Rob: I'm near the end of the level. It's probably the boss fountain.

Boss Fountain by omegaAngel July 20, 2013

Cream Fountain 

The act of ejaculating into a water fountain nozzle, and leaving it for the next person to get a nice creamy surprise. Usually performed by no-good high school kids for prank amusement.

Highschool Delinquent1: You should have seen the look on Mr. Faulkner's face when he turned on the cream fountain for a drink, dude

Highschool Delinquent2: Serves him right for failing us in Pre-Calc

Cream Fountain by SoYouThinkYou'reARockStar October 3, 2013

Benish Fountain

Occurs when a fully-clothed man sitting in a living room incoherently unbuttons his pants and sprays a parabolic stream of urine from his penis

The stain on the carpet was not Cherry Pepsi after all; apparently in my drunken state, I created a Benish Fountain, and pissed all over the table and floor.

Benish Fountain by byron523 April 12, 2009