Skip to main content

Fooliosis 

“Fooliosis” or the medical term “Fooliosis of the skull”. A word that describes temporary paralysis of the brain and motor functions. This state is usually induced by alcohol or other substances. Symptoms are obnoxious laughing and hallucinations. Fooliosis can lead to erratic and otherwise embarrassing behavior. The first case of fooliosis was reported in Telluride, Colorado circa June 2005.
"Leigh is acting very weird, she must have fooliosis."

"Mom and dad, I have fooliosis of the skull. Ha, ha!"

Doctor: "I'm sorry Timmy, but a person with a severe case of fooliosis, such as youself, has a maximum of 1 week to live."
Fooliosis by nbolser July 3, 2005
Related Words

foolioshki 

A cool way of saying the word 'fool.'
It is usually said by the people we call broski.
Broski 1: What's up, dude?
Broski 2: I slept with your girl.
Broski 1: Foolioshki, I'm gonna kill you!
foolioshki by Runawayxx May 23, 2011

Fooliology

A bajan (Barbadian) word which originated in Licorish Village which defines the act of doing foolishness.
So we gotta kill this one liter Jameson in 20 minutes?…this is fooliology at its finest.
Fooliology by Fatman246 November 8, 2025

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026