foofoonani 

A cigarette aimed to the female gender.

"Man, i don't smoke those foofoonanis you sissy pole smoker!"

foofoonani by foofoo November 28, 2003

Foofoofnik 

Generally speaking, an old, wrinkly, long-lobed, snow white haired person that drives way too slow in the left lane, that's oblivious to all else around him or her.

Jesus Christ, look at that foofoofnik driving so slow, they can't even see over their steering wheel!

Foofoofnik by Blumpette December 9, 2018