foobing

to act of not wearing a bra; conglomeration of "free" and "boobing"

I'm foobing to class today since I forgot to wear a bra.

by NsmC February 11, 2012

foobs

Term popularized by breast cancer patients to mean former, future, or fake boobs. Often used during the various stages of reconstruction after mastectomy.

"It's been four weeks since surgery and my foobs are still really itchy."

by Funambulator November 2, 2007

foob

A completely made up slang term that has never ever been used by any living human being other than Lynn Johnston in her horrible comic strip, For Better of For Worse. It is supposedly a hybrid of the word fool and boob.

April Patterson: "You're such a foob, mom!"
Ellie Patterson: "Well, you were an accident."
April Patterson: ::Stunned silence::

by PreMed January 23, 2007

Foobs

Foobs: When a man has developed boobs also known as man boobs or “moobs” from being out of shape, but is still admired by some because he played football at a high level (collegiate or NFL). Moobs are gross, but Foobs are less gross because they are former pecs that were strong from playing on the gridiron.

The alumni overlooked his Foobs through his golf shirt because they were more interested in hearing a first-person account description of what it was like when the team ran out of the tunnel in front of thousands just before kickoff.

by Spencer45 March 11, 2021

Foobs

Fake Boobs. Boobs that have undergone surgical enhancement, and are no longer real.

That chick has foobs

by Roxtor July 18, 2005

Foob

Noun: fool, boob, specifically a cross between a fool and a boob.

"That joe is a complete foob."

by James J. Mitchell August 31, 2006

Foobs

A fat woman who has big breasts caused by excessive fat.

"Look at those two, it's sad how he is only drooling over her Foobs."

by 1Mexican2Princess5 March 12, 2014