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The sweetest drinking game ever. One card is dealt to each person, lowest card drinks face value. If there is a tie deal one more card to tied members and lowest card wins again but have to add the two cards received together. Repeat until deck runs out.
Lets play Patterson
by Peter Phenow February 21, 2009
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A widely enjoyable alcoholic beverage consisting of Coca-Cola, Arnold Palmer, and high quality Vodka.

Named after the first consumer of the product on 25 July 2011.
Yo, Alan just made a Patterson! Let's get fucked up!
by Grandmaster Darsh September 04, 2011
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A person that wheels broadies and gets with chicks. They snipe ginos, and get crushed every weekend. They also could donkey punch kids in the back of the head that think they're a "fatty god"
Man, Patterson is so lucky. First he gets the game winner in last night's hockey game. Next he gets with the hottest chick at school. wow. he's my hero.
by domer17 May 23, 2008
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noun

A person who is often commanded to take on impossible tasks against their will. Famous example includes Lt. Patterson from the "Medal of Honor" franchise who is commanded to single-handedly defeat the Nazi war machine.
by Number J May 31, 2005
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To block the cock of another man from getting inside or near another womans vagina. Sometimes also associated with with the word cock block.
Dude, I was trying to get some with Tanya last night but some douche pulled a Patterson on me.
by O.G K February 28, 2008
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Post mook, one who exemplifies the very essence mook and is able to carry on the 'moronic...dumbass...fratboy' lifestyle well into his thirties. Transcends time, space, beer bongs, florescent clothing, wrestling, and social awareness.
Should we invite Rupes?....Forget it, i've had enough of that fuckin patterson.
by DJCJ May 06, 2007
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1. adj. -excessive use of energy on food and yelling.

2. noun -overweight, sweaty, unjocularly witty, annoying "Fatty God"

3. verb -to sweat perfusily
Stop getting so Patterson on me!

She's such a Patterson.

Yo, you're pretty Patterson right now.
by Long Island Wicked Mike November 13, 2007
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