foob 

A completely made up slang term that has never ever been used by any living human being other than Lynn Johnston in her horrible comic strip, For Better of For Worse. It is supposedly a hybrid of the word fool and boob.

April Patterson: "You're such a foob, mom!"
Ellie Patterson: "Well, you were an accident."
April Patterson: ::Stunned silence::

foob by PreMed January 27, 2007

Foob 

Noun: fool, boob, specifically a cross between a fool and a boob.

"That joe is a complete foob."

Foob by James J. Mitchell August 31, 2006

Foob 

A foolish noob.

Joe - Did you see that guy on MW2 last night fall off a cliff?
Mike - What a foob.

Foob by Robertus May 19, 2010

Foob 

What we double mastectomy/reconstruction gals call our boobs. Completely fake boobs=Foobs

"Her foob job is BAD"

"I can't feel my foobs"

Foob by Goodgertie March 7, 2010

Foob 

An extremely flexible, magic word that exists in nearly every part of speech. It can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, and adverb. Typically used in a positive light where the word “fuck” is typically used in a negative light.

Antonym: Fuck “Many an emotion is found between a fuck and a foob.”

Noun: “I give a big foob about the environment!” “That foober in line ahead of us just paid for our coffees!”

Verb: (To cuddle) “Honey, when we get home I could use some serious foob time.”

Adjective: “Damn beautiful! That foobing sky is so clear and blue!”

Adverb: “First place! I foobing ran that race!”

All the above: “You foobing foobed my foobin' cat! You said you hated cats, you foobing foob!!!”

Foob by Joker Johnny April 15, 2021

foob 

used to talk about someone or something in a positive way. Boof is used to call someone or something ugly or bad. Foob is boof backwards

“that guy is very foob” “this food is soo foob” “ girl you look so hot and foob today”

foob by nora.sokolovska February 23, 2022

foob 

fugly noob

patrick ho is a big foob

foob by tinanguyenster February 14, 2009