foo stache

A synonym of the word taint; grundle. Fleshy patch between the testicles and the asshole, usually covered with an unattractive "mane" of pubic hair ressembling a grody mustache, often accompanied by dookie residue and toilet paper balls and occasionaly a small nest of crabs that was not seen because it lies underneath the folds of the taint.
Often licked by cheap prostitutes paid bottom dollar to prove there worth to the savy consumer of fornication.

"If you want this five dollars you better lick my foo stache bitch!"

foo stache by robhole March 12, 2008

fobstache 

Mustaches that FOBs (fresh off the boat) have at a very young age. Around their teen years. People with these fobstaches are usually found in Cyber Cafes playing Counter-Strike and other online-games. Beware, these people usually are older than they look and sometimes have a machete in their back pocket so be cautious.

Yo Bernard you better shave that shit off you're growing a fobstache there.

fobstache by vietdragon February 1, 2005

Frostache 

when your mustache is a shape of a Afro.

ex: "dude you needa shave your Frostache."

Frostache by UnMethRek September 12, 2011

Frostaches 

Mind your own business. Worry about yourself and not what others do.

“What’s in the shopping bag grandma?” FROSTACHES,she said. “What’s frostaches?”
“Something to make little girls ask questions.

Frostaches by Nully6n September 4, 2022