fontent 

when someone actually has an original thought/point to make in a chatroom.

cogent comments off the cuff and in the moment posted in the font of your choice

"if i wanted to read crap from blogs i know where to go. stop with the copypasta and come back when you have some fontent. kthxbi"

fontent by agit May 31, 2009

Ego Fonting. 

When a forum's default font isn't good enough for someone's ego,
their "thing" is regularly posting in a different font, colour or size,
their status "obviously being more important than everyone else's/the norm".

Not to be confused with SHOUTING, emphasis, or Margot Fonteyn.

"If he didn't have Blue Comic Sans SIZE=4 BOLD FONT, what would that sad, ego fonting, dick, have?."

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Ego Fonting. by DCooper. September 27, 2009

fonting 

When you type words with malicious intent.

Are you joking or fonting me right now Targ.

fonting by iDenzilla January 3, 2015

fontina

A shitty cheese that people add to things to make them seem fancy.

Come to Applebee's for our new Steak and Fontina sandwich!

fontina by FontinaHater27 December 4, 2013

Josh Fontentla 

Josh Fontenla is a queer that sucks dick in the back alley to make money to pay for his moms abortions

Josh Fontentla is a big daddy cunt

Josh Fontentla by Ugdaddy68 November 6, 2017

fonting 

When taking notes digitally (on a tablet or computer, duh!), one becomes excessively focused on fiddling with the font or perfecting the page layout, almost always resulting in a lack of attention to the actual content of the subject being studied. Fonting produces visually appealing class notes but a lack of real comprehension of those notes.

Are you sure your fonting is not coming at the expense of your comprehension?

The less you font, the more you focus;

Excessive fonting leads to excessive ignorance;
The more you font, the less you know;

The more you font, the prettier your words ! (and pretty words are really useful, right? NOT!!)

fonting by natanzel February 11, 2015

Katherine FootInTheAss 

This young lady is beautiful, intelligent and incredibly vulgar.
She is also known by her stripper name of "Queen Cleavage" because she like to hang the "Ladies" out for visual pleasure.
She has face of an angel chowing on a heavenly wasp. She can also grow a feather from her head because she is a "beeerd". She is loves romance and men in black lacey undergarments. Long walks on the beach ending in a bathtub of rose petals is her dream.

She acquires auditory pleasure via classic rock mainly Aerosmith. Captain Kirk is a cutie batudie. SHe likes World of Warecraft and LARP. Guys in ties with nothing else just makes her heart STOP. She would go lesbian for Christina Hendrix in 0.25 seconds

She is the legit Katherine FootInTheAss. Fuck her.

Katherine FootInTheAss by TheRealRedForman December 2, 2011