The act of getting a scooter and putting one of the handle bars in a females vagina and the other handle bar in ur own anus PERFERABLE IF DONE AFTER AN (SLOPPY T-REX)
Dam I scooter fondeled that hoe last night with my little brothers razor
Sloppy t-rex
Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.
This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.
A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.
Behaving in the manner of Matt "The Porcelain Punisher" Fondiler of Carolla Digital, and the podcasts the Adam Carolla Show," "Ace on the House," and "Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend." Examples include showering with your back to the shower nozzle, or, after a shower, wearing your towel in an unusually high position on one's stomach (aka, Tummy Towel).
"I caught a glimpse of Gary after his shower this morning. He was Fondilering it with that tummy towel!"
This term refers to any food that is excessively handled during preparation:
- Those clever, fruit things made to look like flower arrangements.
- Expensive, frilly, restaurant creations where artful presentation exceeds flavor.
- High-end coffee featuring floating artwork.
Hey Chef, you know, that dish of foo-foo is drop-dead gorgeous and all....but I'm getting a little hungry over here!!
Honey!!! Someone sent us a basket of FondleFood.....Would you like a peeled grape??? Ahhhh....thanks, but nope.
Mr Barista.....enough with the romance!! It's coffee and cream, not Marilyn Monroe...
One who has no yet fondled; an awkward teenage syndrome which occurs before the boobies have been touched. Typically characterized by overexcitement, eagerness, and pre-mature....happiness.
Pre-fondlers typically awkwardly creep on women and have heinous dance moves. They are alarmed and overeager when a female of any age, race, or physical stature shows them any attention and tend to brag about it.
Matt tries to act suave, but watching him around women....definitely a pre-fondler. Look at him laughing at everything Jessica says!