Fondleslab

Any portable touch screen device beloved by it's user and incessantly fondled in public.

The mac fanboi drooled as he pawed at his latest fondleslab.

Fondleslab by Chris6502 October 22, 2010

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Fondleslab

A cheeky, suggestive, or derogatory term for a touchscreen tablet. (Coined by the British computer industry tabloid "The Register" ca. 2011.)

"Microsoft wants super-sensitive finger strokes. Says fondleslabs must go faster to satisfy." (Simon Sharwood, The Register, 2012-3-13)

Fondleslab by yqbux March 24, 2017

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Fondleslab • fondelable

fondelable

Something Greg says when he doesn’t know how to describe something

Your hair is like lemon zest and is very Fondelable

fondelable by Lemonzesty0000 December 18, 2018

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

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Regular Degular

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.

Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023

Word of the Day on July 3, 2026

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