Fondleslab

Any portable touch screen device beloved by it's user and incessantly fondled in public.

The mac fanboi drooled as he pawed at his latest fondleslab.

Fondleslab by Chris6502 October 22, 2010

Fondleslab

A cheeky, suggestive, or derogatory term for a touchscreen tablet. (Coined by the British computer industry tabloid "The Register" ca. 2011.)

"Microsoft wants super-sensitive finger strokes. Says fondleslabs must go faster to satisfy." (Simon Sharwood, The Register, 2012-3-13)

Fondleslab by yqbux March 24, 2017

fondelable 

Something Greg says when he doesn’t know how to describe something

Your hair is like lemon zest and is very Fondelable

fondelable by Lemonzesty0000 December 18, 2018