follower bias

When someone thinks a tweet/instagram post/etc is better than it really is simply because the poster has +10x more followers than they do.

That Rob Delaney tweet wasn't even funny, but he still got 2000 RTs. Total follower bias.

by tonsmorecowbell May 13, 2014

Kunfoo follower

A person who will fight you verbally over another

Don't talk about Master TALLIS; those kunfoo followers , DEP and Deepa will demolish you.

by @tikifaces_ November 17, 2019

follow churn

The practice of following someone just to get a follow back, and then un-following them... Just trying to increase your numbers makes you look like a wannabe. Lame!

"How come Dean has got so many followers when he can't even spell?"

- "Because he's a serial follow churner..."

by PSYCHROME January 21, 2014

ghost follower

An inactive follower on a social network such as Instagram.

I wish I didn't have so many ghost followersplural on my Instagram.

by Helpnu September 11, 2013

Shallow Follow

when you follow someone on Twitter solely because they're smoking hot.

Kyle "Shallow Followed" Trevor on Twitter only because he saw that he's hot.

Kyle stumbled across Trevor today from a Retweet—and when he clicked over to Trevor's profile avi he saw that Trevor was super-fucking hot and muscly with a great smile. So Kyle Shallow-Followed him because he doesn't care what he tweets or says just so long as he's hot.

by Uncle Joosie July 27, 2016

I follow

phrase: a way of stating you understand the latter

or,

You follow?

asking if you understood the latter

Me: Yea so thats why me and my girlfriend broke up, it's kinda sad.

You: Yea I follow, well at least you single for spring break!

or

Me: Hey we're going to visit her tomorrow whether you like it or not, you follow?

by thomas the choo choo train April 11, 2009

Follow through

The act of squeezing too hard to get a fart out and accidentally forcing a little bit of poo out aswell. May also happend without effort when suffering from diahorrea.

Shit. I think I followed through

Dude he followed through and it fell out of his trousers!

(In an exam)
Pupil: Please sir can I go to the toilet?
Teacher: Don't be such a baby.
Pupil: But I followed through.
Teacher: ...Get out.

by shup July 7, 2004