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Mani-Pedi-Facial 

When a woman gives two handjobs at the same time while getting her toes sucked and receiving a load on her face. Fantastic day at the spa!!!
Louise tried a new nail salon in the seedy part of town. She wondered why there were only men working to give a Mani-Pedi-Facial
Mani-Pedi-Facial by will bitten September 14, 2017

facial aesthetics 

When you have more than just a pretty face,facial aesthetics beat a ripped body anyday of the week.
leonardo dicaprio is blessed with god tier facial aesthetics no wonder he looks so young even in his 40s
facial aesthetics by curlydude January 2, 2017

focalize 

Focalize. To turn into an arc, to check that everyone is in the right spot within the form. Most commonly used in marching band; would be very strange if used anywhere else.
Jesse, with his flip flops and Cadets tank top, yells "Focalize!" as all of the band kids roll their eyes and turn into the arc.
focalize by vhsband October 3, 2015

snow facial 

When someone gets their face pushed into the snow by their friend. Usually during snowball fights.
"Oh man,yesterday we had this crazy snowball fight and I gave Timmy a snow facial!"
snow facial by Hana12343214 December 22, 2008

Boracay Facial 

When you bust a nut all over a girl's face, which is then followed immediately by kicking the fine, soft, powdery white Boracay sand on her...giving the feel of a St. Ives apricot facial scrub.
Gerry: Damn Paul, did you end up giving her a Boracay facial?
Paul: Hell yeah I did! I shot my load all over her face and then kicked sand in that ratchet girl's eyes!

septic facial 

The sexual act of unleashing your explosive diarrhea upon someone's face.
Fionna recieved a warm septic facial from Shrek.
septic facial by Squealer February 3, 2014