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A rare STD. It originated from inbreeding in Pine Bluff, Arkansas. Symptoms can include mental retardation, loud-mouthness, social retardation, blisters, uncontrollable annoying singing, sister-banging, and frequent urination. There are possibly more symptoms that will be found in further studies. If you come in contact with a carrier of Ives, be advised that there is no known cure. If you believe you have been infected, save your friends and loved ones and become a hermit. Waitress: "Your accent sounds fake"
Ives infected person (while showing ridiculous Pine Bluff bicep tattoos): "Girl, I'm from PINE BLUFF!!!!!" Innocent bystander: "Dude, I think he has the Ives" |
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Superhuman being of immense grandure Superhero eg Monkeyman or The Ivester
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Sometimes misunderstood, shy/insecure, dark in a way, needs a lot of attention, and can be egotistical when in depressing moods, or unhappy and sometimes express those feelings in art. Maybe cheerful when with others, and confedence gets high when he is involved in social groups. Whats there to explain?
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When are we going to Cocoa Beach, Ives?
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