pining for the fjords

Used to describe a dead person or animal as a way of convincing somebody that the corpse is not, in fact, dead.

First used by Michael Palin in reference to a dead Norweigan Blue parrot in the famous Monty Python Sketch.

"...And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that?"

pining for the fjords by Gravyboy June 13, 2004

fnord gt 

The Goddess's preferred mode of transport.

My other car is also a Fnord GT.

fnord gt by oglala April 21, 2008

fnord 

A fnord is a propaganda word conditioned in the masses from a very young age to respond to, usually with fear, anxiety, or uneasiness, but unable to be seen by the general populace. (This definition originates in the Illuminatus trilogy of books by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson.) Sometimes it's used in a sentence to denote a general conspiracy (often jokingly), or sometimes it's used for no reason, especially by Discordians fnord.

I heard that David Koresh is sharing an apartment in Argentina with Hitler fnord.

fnord by bodhicide January 17, 2005

fnord 

A word placed randomly in sentences, purported to instill fear or uneasiness in the reader. Its use generally references a conspiracy or parody thereof.

Popularised by the Illuminatus! trilogy by Roberts Shea and Winston.

Not to be confused with fjord, those elegant creations of Slartibartfast from the Hitchhiker's Guide "Trilogy."

Fnord is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.

fnord by Lady Chevalier March 23, 2005

fnord 

A phrase or sentence that doesn't seem to make any sense.
It is often used in Usenet and other computer circles to indicate a random or surreal sentence; anything out of context (intentionally or not) may be labelled "fnord".
Also:
Fnord is that funny feeling you get when you reach for the Snickers bar and come back holding a slurpee.
Fnord is the blue stripes in the road that never get painted.
Fnord is place where those socks vanish off to in the laundry.
Fnord is an arcade game like Pacman without the little dots.
Fnord is a little pufflike cloud you see at 5pm.
Fnord is the empty pages at the end of the book.
Fnord is toast without bread.
Fnord is a venetian blind without the slats.
Fnord is the lint in the navel of the mites that eat the lint in the navel of the mites that eat the lint in Fnord's navel.
Fnord is the bucket where they keep the unused serifs for Helvetica.
Fnord is the color only blind people can see.
Fnord is the the four-leaf clover with a missing leaf.
Fnord is the space in between the pixels on your screen.
Fnord is the smallest number greater than zero.
Fnord lives in the empty space above a decimal point.
Fnord is the redundant coin slot on arcade games.
Fnord is the founding father of the phrase "founding father".
Fnord is the last bit of sand you can't get out of your shoe.
Fnord keeps a spare eyebrow in his pocket.
Fnord invented the green hubcap.
Fnord is why doctors ask you to cough.
Fnord uses two bathtubs at once.

"Say, Bob, how did your open heart surgery go?"

"Pretty well, Steve. My mother got an A on her addition test and went on to become a world class chef."

Fnord fnord fnord

fnord by SOLEJIMMY July 20, 2008

Rob Fordsy 

In honour of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, It is when someone gets drunk and high on crack, and eats out a coworker, Of course when confronted the next business day, they deny everything even though there is video proof.
rob ford crack rob ford toronto

Steve: Hey did you hear what happened at the company bbq Sunday?
Frank: Ya, Lisa in accounting got the "Rob Fordsy" from that new guy in shipping,
rob ford crack rob ford toronto

Rob Fordsy by SliggaDD November 19, 2013

Fordson High School 

Fags, whores, fiends and some incredible people that I truly love.

Fordson High School, Fucking shitty ass school periodiot Poo.

Fordson High School by AsianDick August 18, 2020