Tokyo Flysquatter 

Where a man/woman lies down, and another squats over him/her, shits on their chest, slaps them in the face and then cums in their eyes.

Generally regarded as a nice thing to do in Glasgow.

Woman: Shall we go to a museam today?

Man: No, lie down and let me give you a Tokyo Flysquatter.

Tokyo Flysquatter by thedman4 November 22, 2010

japanese flyswatter 

The act of slapping somebody in the face with your penis after you blow your load in there mouth, causing them to spit it out.

"He bruised my cheek after giving me the old Japanese Flyswatter"

japanese flyswatter by kingofdablumpkins June 15, 2009

flyswatter 

When a snowboarder (usually a noob) catches the front edge of their stick on the snow and is instantly face-planted by the forces of inertia. Some might call this the snowboarder's version of a yardsale, which is arbitrary because in this case no gear is broken loose and sent flying down the slopes. Flyswatters are very funny to witness. Especially by skiers.

<From the Chairlift>

Jake: Rob, did you just see that noob flyswatter his face into the ice?

Rob: Yeah, I almost pissed my pants it was so funny!

Jake and Rob: Flyswatter!!!

flyswatter by TheLordofHazard March 11, 2010

Cinncinati Flyswatter 

a coaster, napkin or any other object placed under a glass of liquid in order to prevent a mess.

My wife was screamin' at me about the mess on the coffee table, so I grabbed one of her copies of Cosmo and used it as a Cinncinati Flyswatter.

Cinncinati Flyswatter by Mdamascus December 28, 2009

Flyswatter Ass 

A girl's ass when she tries too hard to make it swish because they think it makes them look sexier.

DAMN! That chick has such a flyswatter ass! It's about to fall outta her booty shorts!

Flyswatter Ass by AirplaneEatsSky June 14, 2011

Thomas flyswatter

bug hater

A thomas flyswatter appeared and started taking a dookie on my new carpet 🥰

Thomas flyswatter by CERTIFIED SILLYGUY REAL March 22, 2024