flusterbate

by ios37 October 14, 2011

Flusterbation is when one is walked in on (particularly by authority figures such as one's parents) during the act of masturbation.

"I wanted to jack off but my dad was in the other room, and I was afraid of flusterbating."

"Yeah, it would suck to flusterbate."

by XGR September 30, 2007

Flusterbate

Upsetting oneself greatly, especially while performing a task by oneself that one took it upon themself to do.

"Dude, whenever I try to actually accomplish anything around the house I start messing things up and FLUSTERBATE myself..."

by Locke Kole November 6, 2009

To become so infuriated and discontent that a person all of a sudden blows their load

I had to flusterbate because i was so angry at that girl who kicked my frisbee but at the same time she was pretty

by Jwynn July 6, 2009

The acct of being flustered or turned on. Being extremely frustrated and horny. Not to be confused with masturbated.

Nathan loves it when I blush because I am flusterbated.

by AngelDemon July 11, 2003

To hatefuck yourself - the more painful the better - instead of lube use salt or chalk

Tyrone Biggins flusterbates 6-10 times a day.

by Rick James May 6, 2004

I flusterbated because I was upset with my partner.

by Team FUKU November 2, 2020