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Somebody who unnecessarily criticizes somebody, everybody, or a small group of people like an asshole for no reason other than being an annoying ass prick.
Person 1: “Jeremy is such a fucking flakass.”
Person 2: “I know right! One time I was trying write an essay and this mf looks at it in 3 seconds and then pulls out a 5 page lecture about how bad it is before I even started writing it!”
Flakass by A human I guess August 28, 2022
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Flakation 

The period whereafter a friend flakes on you and then becomes completely unreachable and virtually non-existent.
Katey: "Dave was supposed to meet me out for drinks on Tuesday, but he totally flaked and didn't show. And now he's not returning any of my calls."

Josh: "Yeah. Sounds like he's on one of his flakations."
Flakation by jimster360 February 5, 2010
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Flukas Valve 

An uncommon house hold valve for faucets that connects to the waterline. Usually special ordered, sometimes found at home depot.
I had a hard time finding a 3/8 O.D. Flukas Valve at the home depot, but I found one online.
Flukas Valve by Jeff McD September 11, 2009
They call her La Flaka cause she's so skinny.
flaka by RAE_ March 23, 2008
n. the behavior of an unreliable person, aka flake; the result of flaking

"I think I'm going to stop using Craigslist to sell stuff because the flakage factor is getting out of control. Too many no-shows."
flakage by Koobs June 4, 2007

flakatakin 

The name of a swag pub where Keanu reeves eats villagers also cats in recycling
Mans finna head down to the flakatakin”
“Keanu reeves might eat you though”
flakatakin by Ginger person February 8, 2021

Flakasaurus rex 

n. (flake-a-sore-us-rex) a. Someone who is unreliable and never does what they say they are going to do.
b. The biggest flake you know.
Tim: Hey, John, I thought you said you were coming.

John: No, dude, I have to wash my dog.

Tim: You're such a flakasaurus rex.
Flakasaurus rex by -Angel- July 16, 2011