flodge goblin Share definition Flag Someone who notoriously bails out on plans, even two days in a row, without calling to even let you know what's up. That dude's a flodge goblin for sure, he never shows up for anything! flodge goblin by wasted time September 6, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the flodge goblin mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch