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a flode is a pencil like penile compostion (i.e. very long and not very thick cock)
'I didn't feel a thing, must have been a flode'
by Dougal Anderson February 04, 2006
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A flat chode. An offshoot of the chodal genus, the flode is even wider in girth and and shorter in height than it's tunacanesque cousin. It is also known by the abrasive term of 'pancake willy'. Very sexy.
Ever since that unfortunate incident with the meat tenderizer, our Zachary's already tunacan-shaped member has been flode-like in appearence.

Hah,that pancake totally looks like Albert's flode, dude!!
by Captain Innuendo. January 21, 2005
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