fustercluck

An alteration of clusterfuck that can be uttered in public places such as the work place.

This place is a total fustercluck.

fustercluck by monsieur dude October 2, 2008

Flustercuck

A Flustercuck is a clusterfuck you aren’t involved in yet. You are sitting in the corner, watching it happen. You know you’re going to have to get in there and it’s going to be a mess.

Bill’s doing Jaeger bombs and grinding on the bouncers girl. This is a total flustercuck.

Flustercuck by Scmookus May 13, 2019

Flustercluck 

Similar to its reverse, meaning a compounded fiasco where many things are going wrong at once, but in this case, flustered individuals are all talking at once, trying to solve the problem and getting nowhere. The word evokes the sound and image of a group of frightened hens.

The PTA meetings devolved into flusterclucks after the president resigned.

Flustercluck by suburbanpoet May 26, 2013

Flustercluck 

1. A stressed out chicken
2. see also: Clusterfuck

"Traffic on the freeway is one big flustercluck today."

Flustercluck by Phetus/Chives January 17, 2009

fustercluck

A fucked-up clusterfuck. The worst possible situation or outcome, usually applicable to a group effort.

"We're way over budget, we're late, and the damn thing doesn't work. This project is a complete fustercluck!!!"

fustercluck by whothehellevencares August 14, 2008

Fustercluck

In Zelda: Ocarina of Time, when enough chickens are agitated enough to cause them to violently converge upon their aggressor.

I was in a hurry riding through Lon Lon Ranch to refill my milk when I accidently caused a fustercluck.

Fustercluck by RadicalLibrarian December 6, 2011

flustercuck

1. The polite way to say clusterfuck.
2. The redness in the cheeks that occurs once you discover you've been cuckolded.

1. This election cycle is a real flustercuck.
2. John was flustercucked after he found out Sue cheated on him.

flustercuck by MisterWhisper July 3, 2016