flight status 

A term used to describe one's preparedness to engage in a certain activity, most often associated with drinking.

Tim: "What's your flight status?"

Larry: "We are a go."

flight status by vaeren May 21, 2007

Status Fight 

A status fight is the act of when you and a person you do not like, particularly an ex-girlfriend, exchange status’ indirectly to one another. The status' do not have to be harmful to one another, they simply have to state that this person is online.

Ex-Girlfriend: I LOVE TO SHOP!!!
Boy: You could not believe the immensity of the fuck that I do not give about shopping.

At this time the Status fight has begun, Notice how the male does not directly tell his Ex-Girlfriend to fuck off, but states what she does not like.

Status Fight by jomama217 November 29, 2010