A status fight is the act of when you and a person you do not like, particularly an ex-girlfriend, exchange status’ indirectly to one another. The status' do not have to be harmful to one another, they simply have to state that this person is online.
Ex-Girlfriend: I LOVE TO SHOP!!!
Boy: You could not believe the immensity of the fuck that I do not give about shopping.
At this time the Status fight has begun, Notice how the male does not directly tell his Ex-Girlfriend to fuck off, but states what she does not like.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.