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Not a terrible asshole like all the rest of the definitions would suggest. Actually a pretty nice guy, honest!
Man, that person doing lots of charity work for blind kids with only 7 fingers is a real fletcher!
by Anon23245 February 03, 2010
the fletcher: noun, verb. (phlet ~ cher)

1. to perform a fletcher, you must sleep with a girl the night you meet her at HER PLACE, this is step one (the most important step). second, the girl must either fall asleep, or pass out (if drinking is involved, which it probably is). third, you have to leave in the middle of the night, and, finally, fourth, you have to leave a small amount of money on her dresser and/or nightstand (a $5 bill is preferred).

a. leaving a business card or a note with your number is worth bonus points.

2. the purpose is to make a slutty or whorish girl realize that she is, in fact, both slutty and whorish.

3. this maneuver is also known as either:

a. the 'julia roberts'
b. the 'cheap date'
c. or the 'sleazy bateman'
"you remember that stupid girl from the bar last night? yeah... i totally pulled a fletcher, or, sleezy bateman if you will, on her. maybe now she'll realize that her way of life is not okay by any stretch of the word."
a backwards somersault into the 69 position. Only works if the one doing the somersault is very flexible and athletic.
Kyle was trying to give Marissa a fletcher for her birthday but he was out of shape so he broke her nose.
by Khauser18 March 02, 2011
Junk, genitalia, meat and two veg, bagina, sex organs.
I'm gonna get banged tonight, I gotta stretch me ol' fletcher out.
by okalydokaly September 05, 2015
(N) a sexual act in which one person is "eating out" another's anus or vagina from behind (in "doggy style" position) and the person being pleasured uses their legs to hold their partner's face in their anus and flatulates. They hold their partner's face in their anus until the flatulance completely dissipates. If there is no holding then this act is only a "half-fletcher."
"Where are Brandon and Alton tonight?"
"Oh they got really into fletching, we never get them out of the bedroom. It's gotten pretty elaborate, I heard Brandon was using tubes and funnels in order to preserve as much of Alton's gas as possible. One day they will perfect the fletcher."
by InfantFister666 September 20, 2015
fletcher is a very hot teenage kid kid, all the ladies want him and he is known to be the greatest middle-school wrestler of all time. he is a BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he recently dumped his ex-girlfreind: megan fox. And he once beat up brock lesnar!!!!
idiot: i hate that fletcher guy
fletcher: *pwns that n00b*
by iamyourmam...seriously February 04, 2010
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