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A nihilistic upper-class male who cares of nothing but material possesions, looking flawlessly handsome, and making absurd amounts of money. One bateman is rarely distiguishable from another due to the fact that they wear similar clothes and all sport the same chic haircut. Batemans are inherently violent, usually on a combination of booze, coke, and/or pills, and are above the law... so beware.
"Have you met nick's brother chad?"
"The one that works on Wall Street? yeah...that guy is a total fuckin bateman.
#violent #rich #upperclass #dangerous #stuck up #nihilist
by Matthew Benedetti April 29, 2007
While doing her doggy you find a mirror in the room in which you can see yourself. Put a nasty porn look on youre face and flex youre muscles, just before you smack her ass to make her feel more like a cheap whore:)
Man just before I gave her the amazing double cum i pulled a bateman on her.. beyond her embarresment, i could see she loved it.
by Geej May 16, 2005
A formal name for a batty boy or a batty man.

Usually used for jokes, such as filling in forms.

Taken from the Latin Batemonus, meaning Incompetent/lack of effort, It has come to mean a general slob who commits himself to a job but then never follows through.
E.G. Person 1 "My coach is a right Bateman!"
Person 2 : "For show! he doesn't even watch your matches, or whatever?!"
#bateman #slob #latin #coach #batty man
by Lytollismeister January 23, 2011
This is a verb used to describe the action of getting wasted, blowing a whistle and then pulling a random. This can gain respect but often involves getting a hangover and sleeping with a girl looking slightly like a mishapen horse
Oh I can't believe you were batemaning last night!
#bateman #batman #wasted #whistle #pull
by Alex1234567 July 23, 2006
Bateman (bate-man): To endlessly party with no concern for ones well being or financial future.
Dude, when I bateman I get 50 no's and a yes, and that's a yes!
#bateman #party #batman #bacon #batey
by PartyForever September 24, 2010
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