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fleshboard

The stomach of an overweight bather in the Atlantic Ocean trying to ride waves into the beach without a boogie-board.
"Since Bob put on the weight, he now rides his fleshboard in Wildwood."
fleshboard by chauncey July 20, 2004
a person, especially a woman, who exposes their body to a great extent in order to attract people or gain popularity.
By virtue of being a flesher, an actress can gain popularity/celebrity overnight.
flesher by Uttam Maharjan 2 November 8, 2014

fleshware 

If you perform a complex function (e.g. software) using people rather than machinery (hardware), the people who carry out the function are fleshware.
Nobel prizewinner Richard Feynman's describes designing a fleshware 'super-computer' made of punch card machines and human calculators to do the complex calculations needed to design the atom bomb at Los Alamos.

There are many other instances in pre-computing era organizations where complex calculations were carried out by rows of nerds with pencils and papers. Earlier implementations include vast libraries of medieval monks acting as printing presses by writing out manuscripts and pairs of sailors (often duplicated for accuracy) acting as speedometers and sonar by casting knotted lines behind the ship, timed against one or more sand hourglasses and leaded lines below it for depth.
fleshware by supercomputerguru August 1, 2011

flesheater 

a pale and pasty person with sunken eyes and a hollow stare.

the walking dead.

a zombie.

a person who clearly must be dead but is as of yet unaware of it.
I walked into this creepy old dive and the place was full of flesheaters
flesheater by wearegolem August 27, 2003
An individual who does not spell their name like most others, rather, has the word for skin in it, making a verb. Flesher may mean several things: 1.One who fleshes things by taking the skin off of them. 2.A butcher. 3.A person who uses their 'flesh/meat' for outstanding sex. Or 4.A person who kicks someone's ass. See also flesh.
1. "See that there inbred? He done be a Flesher. He skins people alive and done eat em he does."
2. The Flesher's market is on the corner of Main and 3rd.
3. "That girl's gonna be so excited when she finds out I'm a Flesher. She'll invite me to her place for sure!"
4. "I wouldn't mess with that guy. He's a Flesher."
Flesher by godsflesh55 November 4, 2010

fleshitarian 

Someone who eats primarily the flesh of animals. Often used as a pejorative term by vegetarians. The healthiest lifestyle possible, according to all scientists in the known (and parts of the unknown) universe.
All he eats is meat, that fleshitarian! Now I understand why he is so healthy and has such a great protein intake. You know the proteins you can't get from anywhere else. Fleshitarianism is the way to be.
fleshitarian by Dr. Funk April 23, 2005