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Shore town in South Jersey in Cape May county. Popular vacation spot. Has many hotels, two miles of boardwalk with a few amusement parks, and a very annoying tram system that rides up and down the board.

Wildwood basically refers to these four towns: Wildwood, Wildwood Crest, North Wildwood, and West Wildwood.
As I was walking down the Wildwood boardwalk, the tram came up behind me and the old lady pulled the trigger to make the nasally, pre-recorded woman say "Watch the tram car, please. Watch the tram car, please."
by DarkDan January 28, 2004
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a shore point on the jersey shore that has the best boardwalk one could ever set eyes on. seperated into four main parts, wildwood is located on a small isand called five mile island. although, more ghetto than ocean city or sea isle, wildwood, is a good time for everyone. most vistors to wildwood come from the philadelphia area. and no trip to wildwood, is complete without a trip to groffs restaruant.
I've benn going to wildwood ever summer since i was born, and it only gets better.
by mwphilly January 16, 2007
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1. A beach-town located in New Jersey
2. A town full of rambunxious horney teens trying to get laid
3. a hard-on that just can not be tamed
1. Wanna go to Wildwood for senior week? Hellz no!
2. This thailand whore house reminds me of an all-girl Wildwood.
3. uhhh, teacher, i cant come get the paper at the moment. -WHY NOT, BILLY?- uhh, i got wildwood -HAHA! GO TO THE OFFICE! HA!-
by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 13, 2004
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Wildwood is an island located in New Jersey. It has a lot more bars, attractions, a 2 mile boardwalk, and a long beach. People from Philadelphia tend to be the bigger population of the island, unlike Sea Isle and Ocean City which are populated by suburban families. It's a great time for the family but if you're a regular, tourists are very annoying. They tend to mistake the foot washer for a bathing and changing station. During senior week is the worst time of year for Wildwoodians due to, well,SENIORS. Though it may have a SLIGHTLY dirtier beach, it's still pretty clean for the most part. The comparisons for this and Sea Isle and Ocean City is Isle and City are cleaner with nicer neighborhoods, but with hardly anything to do. Basically, if you like organised and sound suburbs with a great beach, go to Ocean City and Sea Isle. If you like a nicer version of a major city with a LOT to do with a nice beach, choose Wildwood.
Girl 1: Hey, you wanna go to Sea Isle with me?

Girl 2: Nah, I'm going to Wildwood. There's more to do any way.

Girl: Oh ok.
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phillys summer toilet
yall goin to wildwood this summer?
hell yea im gonna get drunk and piss on the beach
by 215215215 September 06, 2006
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A mixed drink involving a Bud Light Lime and a portion of vodka.
Hey cupcake, go fix Uncle Seth a wildwood.
by Banana Grabber December 10, 2011
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A small liberal private school for rich spoiled "individuals." Known to many as a hippy school, because of its system of grading that doesn't consist of grades, rather "assesments of our heart and mind."It has crappy overpaid teachers and a crappier sports program. Also has alot of celebritie's kids. Don't go to Wildwood.
Angel: Look at this painting I just created. I call it, Moi.
Alex: Awe yes, so artsy yet to fartsy.

Jessica: I hate my life. My dad only gave me $300 for this weekend!
by Logie BeAr March 07, 2005
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