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flesh bangs 

Of the genus Labia. Often referred to as "Beef Curtains" or "The Big Montana".

A worn out portion of the female genital anatomy that has grown distended from over use or misuse generally found in younger women.
Dude, i was with this girl the other night and as soon as i got her naked i couldn't do it cause she had flesh bangs and i was totally grossed out!

Flesh bangs?

Yeah, they're like beef curtains but for younger, beginner whores.
flesh bangs by RichardSlinger June 10, 2010
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Russian flash bang 

When a guy blows his load into your eyes and slaps both your ears at the same time.. causing temporary blindness and disorientation.
Lauren went home with Matthew he decided it was time to give her a Russian flash bang!

japanese flash bang 

When a guy nuts in a girl's eye and then clap her ears
Dude Jesse just gave his girlfriend a japanese flash bang and she said she could not hear for a week

Alaskan Flash-Bang 

When you ejaculate on a females face, unless your gay, and you slap her ears right after.
I cant see....OWWWW!!! I must have gotten an Alaskan Flash-Bang!

flash-bang 

an adventure, escapade, or other opportunity involving an unexpected sexual encounter whether its during a casual hook-up, or within an actual romantic relationship.
son: what is considered rape nowadays?

father: a non consensual, illegal, immoral, amoral, and one sided (in the guy's favor) flash-bang. I don't give a rat's ass whether it's the correct legal definition, that's for the State to decide, but there you go, that's my definition of rape.
flash-bang by Uncle Dimma August 19, 2012

Flash Bang 

v. to fuck someone most vigorously and rapidly, as if one were The Flash.

n. a nonincendiary explosive which creates a concussive blast of sound and a temporarily blinding burst of light.
Henry: Ha ha! I got you with my flash bang!
Chris: Oh yea! *bumps into a wall* Well I flash banged your mom last night!
Flash Bang by Aktopus December 6, 2004

Flash Bang 

A grenade that blinds you and makes you temperarily deaf. When thrown on rainbow six 3 it is usually followed by " WATCH OUT YOUR EYES "
" Watch out your eyes!"
" Ah FUCK YOU Drewpeacok "
Flash Bang by bob long March 5, 2004