5 definitions by Aktopus

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n. A general insult to someone for any sort of situation in which you are annoyed with them.

A little note on the oragin of the word cockbite...

Cock Bite was first used in red vs blue, and the makers of this popular webseries (filmed in the halo maps) call their group rooster teeth.

Rooster = Cock, and Teeth = Bite.

From this, they created the insult Cock Bite from the name of their own company.

See Rooster Teeth and Red vs Blue
Idiot! You just killed Church! Damn you Cock Bite!
by Aktopus December 07, 2004

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v. to fuck someone most vigorously and rapidly, as if one were The Flash.

n. a nonincendiary explosive which creates a concussive blast of sound and a temporarily blinding burst of light.
Henry: Ha ha! I got you with my flash bang!
Chris: Oh yea! *bumps into a wall* Well I flash banged your mom last night!
by Aktopus December 06, 2004

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1. A girl who is a gamer (plays video games/computer games).
Priscilla is a joystick chick because she is an avid halo2 player.
by Aktopus February 12, 2006

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n. The political change of the United States in favor of conservatism, specifically relating to the 2004 election, with the re-election of George Bush, and the loss of John Kerry, the great gains for Republicans in the House and Senate, and the voting to ammend the constitutions of 11 states outlawing gay marriage.

Not saying it is good or bad, in fact, for me, Red Shift is a mixed blessing (damn my centrist view).

(this makes reference to the red states being pro-GOP, and the Blue, pro-Dems)

See Blue Shift
The Reagan era was a period of red shift.
by Aktopus December 08, 2004

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n. The political change of the United States in favor of liberalism.

(this makes reference to the red states being pro-GOP, and the Blue, pro-Dems)

See Red Shift
FDR marked a long period of Blue Shift. He won four elections, and created the liberal/'liberal' media, depending on your opinion, and at his death, nearly all of the federal judges in the supreme and apellate judges were appointed by him.
by Aktopus December 08, 2004

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