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17.
(NOUN)-

1. An all-around duesch bag that thinks they're tough, but in actuality can easily be knocked on their ass with one punch.

(VERB)-

2. The act of knocking out a duesch bag with an uppercut, causing them to flip in the air like a pancake, or "flap jack."
(NOUN) -
1. "All British fighters are fuckin flap jacks!"

(VERB) -

1. "O.K. That's it! That Duesch bag is getting Flap Jacked!"

2. "Did you see the Bisping Henderson fight??? Bisping totally got Flap Jacked!!"
by Brit-Basher February 10, 2011
 
1.
low hanging, flat breasts resembling pancakes.
When I was feeling up your grandma, I realized she had mad flapjacks.
by Copie Boy November 06, 2002
 
2.
Flapjacks are the condition of a woman having flat sagging breasts, like flapjacks. The type a crack whore would have.
Tammy does not want to show us her breasts, she must have flapjacks!
by Rocco1 December 07, 2003
 
3.
a very saggy, flat looking breast.
she must in her 40's, look at the flapjacks on her.
by sick December 14, 2003
 
4.
breasts that are unatractive in any way, be they saggy, miscolored, wrinkled, or pancake like in nature.
that chik's tits were no good, she was working with some flap jacks.

flap jacks, jacks flapped
by HL Deez February 17, 2005
 
5.
noun; a handjob given to a man with a flaccid, flopping penis;
Even though I was not fully hard, I still got a rocking flapjack.
Last night this girl was flapjacking me for like 20 minutes.
I got flapjacked by this fat chick in the car last night.
by Dan and Andrew December 21, 2008
 
6.
Light, fluffy breakfast item; Pancake
Lets grab some Flapjacks from IHOP
by Professor Ryan Bloraney August 04, 2003
 
7.
The female equivalent of being cockblocked. The disruption of a sure thing.
I was going to fuck the cute construction guy, but I got flapjacked at the last minute.
by Krudler123 September 03, 2012