what Craig Burdis wears in August while he fucks his bitchy sister.
flannel is the number one garment of choice by cracker ass cracker ass crackers.
by ben williams July 16, 2004
Top Definition
the single greatest article of clothing ever to be invented by mankind.
jimmy got hit by a bus, he died...but his friend bob was next to him and got hit by the bus as well...but bob survived, because the flannel absorbed the bus into a different dimension.
#best #invincible #pwned #owned #chosen one #flannel #flannle
by Bryan Wulff December 11, 2005
A comfortable, soft weave of cotton that is found in shirts and pajama pants. It is commonly found in button-down form. They come in a wide variety of colors and styles. It is safe to say that flannel shirts will not be categorized to a certain subculture, as they are worn by many, from jocks to hipsters.
"I wore my new flannel at the party last night. The girls were all over me!"
#flannel #shirt #plaid #cotton #garment #clothing #hipster
by Occult Aura December 29, 2009
n.1. a soft, slightly napped fabric of wool or wool and another fiber, used for trousers, jackets, shirts, etc.
2. a soft, warm, light fabric of cotton or cotton and another fiber, thickly napped on one side and used for sleepwear, undergarments, sheets, etc.

3. Lesbian lingerie
1&2.The lumberjack is wearing his flannel jacket and shorts.
3.Desy totally ripped off lulu's flannel in bed last night.
#flannel #lumberjack #outdoor #cotten #fannel #flanel #wool #woolen #faberic #lesbian #lingerie
by Desy/lulu October 14, 2008
mass noun British informal bland fluent talk indulged in to avoid addressing a difficult subject or situation directly
a simple admittance of ignorance was much to be preferred to any amount of flannel
#british #informal #bland #fluent #talk
by cribbins May 31, 2012
The collective noun for lesbians.

Coined by Tony O.
A parlaiment of owls, a pride of lions, and a flannel of lesbians.
#lesbians #lesbian #flannel #lesbos #gay
by lwog January 25, 2015
A famous internet troll, known for hijacking message boards by building copycat boards and directing members of the victim board to the copycat. Also known for creating havoc on message boards by ID trolling unsuspecting victims by replacing the letter "m" with "rn", such as the ID troll "horner1443" for trolling "homer1443".

To be a victim of Flannel's trolling, one is said to be "flanneled".

"UnemployedFarmer sure got flanneled today"
#flannel #troll #flanneled #message board #trolling
by Bart Bozton February 10, 2009
A word commonly used for towel in English speaking European countries.
He got up in the morning and washed his face with a small flannel.
#towel #flanel #english #british #bathroom #slang
by pastelsam May 13, 2015
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