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Flantastic 

When something is so amazing, that it rivals the consistency of Flan. In theory.
Lee: Dude, this essay is totally...totally...I can't think of a word!!!!!!!

Kerry: Flantastic.

Lee: Flantastic???

Kerry: Yes.

Lee: What!?!?! That doesn't make sense!

Kerry: It does if you have a 12th level intellect. Do you?

Lee: ...no, I don't know what that is.

Kerry: Then you don't have it, so shut up.

flandals 

Shoes that are both flats and sandals.
Oh my gosh Deanne I love your flandals, where'd you get them?

flandangling 

verb. (to flandangle) Literally, the act of going commando in a flight suit, although more commonly used to describe any situation where a mans testicles bounce around freely, usually when freeballing.
Captain Rogers had a smirk on his face at the staff meeting yesterday, indicating that he was probably flandangling.

-or-

Joe ran track in his boxers, which resulted in some wicked flandangling.
flandangling by MajorHassell December 14, 2008
This is what happens when you type with a shrimp.
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
flindas by asmunky May 3, 2004
1. v. It's like when your legs are above your head, during sex.
2. adj. Describes the worst beer pong shot possible.
3. n. The lovechild of a Flanigan and a Landis.
"Aw man, I totally missed that shot, it was such a Flandis!"

"When he screwed me, he totally put me into a Flandis."
Flandis by Myyuullss June 1, 2010

flantastic 

When something is so amazing, that it rivals the consistency of Flan. Which is solid but flexible, making it something to depend on.
Dude: Dude, this essay is totally...totally...I can't think of a word!!!!!!!

Me: Flantastic.

Dude: Flantastic???

Me: Yes.

Dude: What!?!?! That doesn't make sense!

Me: It does if you have a 12th level intellect. Do you?

Dude: ...no, I don't know what that is.

Me: Then you don't have it, so shut up.
flantastic by Staff Sergeant Hicks November 11, 2007